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At least she’s not unreasonable. In her shoes, I would find beating up Beef a reward in and of itself. But, that’s just me — Bullies are a less than savory element of in-school society and should be stamped out, but I digress.
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Seriously, if I found out that Goldie wanted to beat ME up, then I would instantly become her groveling manservant. Seriously, I usually just slip under the radar at school, so if Goldie was looking at ME like she wanted to beat me up…My Common Sense would be tingling like crazy. Also, I am sure there would be benefits to being Goldie’s manservant, because I estimate a 74.318% chance that only SHE gets to mistreat her henchmen. Thus, I would just need to avoid doing anything to warrant her mistreating me, and curl up into a ball when she decided I needed some smacking around to make sure I knew who was boss.
P.S. Common Sense: So rare, it’s a damned superpower.
November 6th, 2009 at 12:56 am
bug tarts?
November 6th, 2009 at 1:51 am
They’re plain, she should have held out for the frosted…
November 6th, 2009 at 2:48 am
Okay Goldie, do your thing!
November 6th, 2009 at 7:27 am
Bug Tarts… Well, being Goldie a bat, and being bats allowed to eat fruits and insects, I’ll buy that. =D
November 6th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
At least she’s not unreasonable. In her shoes, I would find beating up Beef a reward in and of itself. But, that’s just me — Bullies are a less than savory element of in-school society and should be stamped out, but I digress.
…
Seriously, if I found out that Goldie wanted to beat ME up, then I would instantly become her groveling manservant. Seriously, I usually just slip under the radar at school, so if Goldie was looking at ME like she wanted to beat me up…My Common Sense would be tingling like crazy. Also, I am sure there would be benefits to being Goldie’s manservant, because I estimate a 74.318% chance that only SHE gets to mistreat her henchmen. Thus, I would just need to avoid doing anything to warrant her mistreating me, and curl up into a ball when she decided I needed some smacking around to make sure I knew who was boss.
P.S. Common Sense: So rare, it’s a damned superpower.
February 1st, 2010 at 6:12 pm
It’s true, he’ll die if he fights the hornet.